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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>It’s a Wonderful Empire is a webcomic devoted to the documentation of two things: a) the everyday lives of imperial residents and b) the missing scenes from the Star Wars saga. 

Our ultimate goal is to prevent the needless freezing of innocent tauntauns.</description><title>It's a Wonderful Empire</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @itsawonderfulempire)</generator><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>At Least It's a Clean Car</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Another post from my brother!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Robes Are In" height="2890" src="http://i.imgur.com/hceMg.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/36106482668</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/36106482668</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:34:00 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>Luke Skywalker</category><category>uncle owen</category><category>tatooine</category><category>c3po</category><category>droids</category><category>jedi robes</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>You're Driving a Wedge Between Us</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My brother&amp;#8217;s re-imagining of the &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17901038115/even-for-a-computer"&gt;&amp;#8216;impossible, even for a computer&amp;#8217;&lt;/a&gt; comic:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="1871" src="http://i.imgur.com/6QhAF.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wedge must know something that Luke does not. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22874493186</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22874493186</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:36:36 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>starwars</category><category>luke</category><category>Luke Skywalker</category><category>wedge</category></item><item><title>Pawn Stars &amp; Death Stars</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is my brother&amp;#8217;s third bastardization of the &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16307059796/not-really-such-a-bad-idea" title="The Death Star Was Missing Something..."&gt;original&lt;/a&gt; Death Star engineering meeting comic. (Check out &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22690362532/wookies-are-sexual-creatures-too"&gt;one&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22691752299/smelling-farts-on-the-death-star-boyee"&gt;two&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Pawn Stars on the Death Star" height="2602" src="http://i.imgur.com/xwIIp.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I can give you, like, zero dollars for it. I am also willing to help you insert this scooter into your own rectum. That&amp;#8217;s the best I can do.&amp;#8221; - Rick&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22872818546</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22872818546</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:10:21 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>pawn stars</category><category>death star</category></item><item><title>Quit Bragging About Smelling Farts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;As &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22690362532/wookies-are-sexual-creatures-too"&gt;mentioned earlier&lt;/a&gt;, my brother is now adding his own text to my comics. And&amp;#8230; it&amp;#8217;s awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="2472" src="http://i.imgur.com/5q6lV.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22691752299</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22691752299</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 21:58:59 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>lol</category><category>farts</category><category>engineering</category></item><item><title>Wookie Love</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Exciting news, everyone. My brother has taken it upon himself to turn several of these comics into exploitables. This means he has taken the basic comic formats and added his own text. He has done so with finesse and clarity of thought. If anyone else wants to do this, I highly recommend it. Send me a message via the Ask feature. Here is his first entry:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="2592" src="http://i.imgur.com/eLuJx.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah. He&amp;#8217;s really taking things in a different direction and I can&amp;#8217;t wait to see more.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22690362532</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/22690362532</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 21:41:34 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>wookies</category><category>chewbacca</category><category>a new hope</category></item><item><title>Engineering Meeting Part II</title><description>&lt;p&gt;To see the first engineering meeting, &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16307059796/not-really-such-a-bad-idea"&gt;go here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="2602" src="http://i.imgur.com/ZXdPC.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m starting to think that the head Death Star engineer might have been a rebel sympathizer. That, or he was terrible at his job. Like, really bad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again: to see the first engineering meeting, &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16307059796/not-really-such-a-bad-idea"&gt;go here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/21825387650</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/21825387650</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:14:29 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>death star</category><category>engineering</category><category>meetings</category><category>return of the jedi</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r7pu0Wol1rnmqruo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/21411992273</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/21411992273</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:20:18 -0400</pubDate><category>cool hand luke</category><category>luke skywalker</category><category>star wars</category><category>empire strikes back</category></item><item><title>Tell Us More, Wedge</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="1644" src="http://i.imgur.com/Eg2zk.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good Lord. Just shut up, Wedge.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17901038115</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17901038115</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:36:00 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>wedge</category><category>a new hope</category><category>rebel briefing</category><category>luke</category><category>computers</category></item><item><title>Those Poor, Poor Bothans</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Dramatic... pause." height="3286" src="http://i.imgur.com/VCZdp.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That lady loves staring off into space to emphasize the drama.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17641432559</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17641432559</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:43:27 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>return of the jedi</category><category>bothans</category><category>ackbar</category><category>mon calamari</category></item><item><title>Obi-Wan Gets Creepy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="We Got A Badass Over Here" height="2407" src="http://i.imgur.com/6dn7h.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I never noticed this before, but if you go frame by frame when Obi-Wan is busting out his light saber, you can see a super creepy smile spread across his face just before he starts cutting arms off. Alec Guinness was the greatest.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17051353430</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/17051353430</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>a new hope</category><category>mos eisley</category><category>cantina</category><category>we got a badass over here</category><category>obi-wan</category></item><item><title>A Certain Point of VIEWWW?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Obi-Wan gets frustrated..." height="3920" src="http://i.imgur.com/uNnbl.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guess this takes place in an alternate Star Wars universe where Uncle Owen gets to become a jedi ghost. And look, I&amp;#8217;m sure Mark Hamill is a great guy, but sometimes his acting&amp;#8230; yikes. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16609338715</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16609338715</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>obi-wan</category><category>star wars</category><category>a certain point of view</category><category>uncle owen</category><category>a new hope</category><category>toshi station</category><category>power converters</category></item><item><title>Not Really Such a Bad Idea</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="2717" src="http://i.imgur.com/NRCts.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carl had a point.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Update: check out &lt;a href="http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/21825387650/death-star-engineering-meeting-part-ii"&gt;Engineering Meeting Part II&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16307059796</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16307059796</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>a new hope</category><category>engineering</category><category>meetings</category></item><item><title>Lando the Racist</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Lando is kinda being racist right here." height="2155" src="http://i.imgur.com/aQ1NL.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16306563274</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16306563274</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:32:25 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>return of the jedi</category><category>lando</category><category>nien nunb</category></item><item><title>Rusty Had Guts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="2136" src="http://i.imgur.com/0dt43.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rusty had guts. But then Han cut them out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16306044390</link><guid>http://itsawonderfulempire.tumblr.com/post/16306044390</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:24:00 -0500</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>empire strikes  back</category><category>han solo</category><category>tauntauns</category><category>see you in hell</category></item></channel></rss>
